INTRODUCTION/HOME PAGE
Hi, welcome to Class Clown Corner. My name is Mark Bailey and I hope you can find some humor here on this webpage. What we have tried to do here is provide some jokes and links for those of you interested in humor. I spend a lot of time reading and writing humor in my spare time. I also have a lot of funny friends who send me jokes they think I would like. Humor is the spice of life, to be more specific, humor is the nutmeg of life, and I am just trying to have a good thyme.
I would also appreciate any suggestions or contributions of humor, especially if it is not too bawdy or offensive. Also, try not to exaggerate, use any adjectives, or describe any thing in the jokes that you send. Also, all jokes must be completely factual.
Obviously, I like sarcasm as well. I usually myself like 'bad jokes', sometimes referred to as 'puns' and back when I was in vaudeville in the 1820's were referred to as 'doping around'. Some of the humor here is related to education and some is, well, not related to education. What is funny is often in the eye of the bee holder so I hope you enjoy it. Any feedback is welcome (especially praise and flattery). And one more thing, this website is under construction so I apologize for its shoddy appearance, I promise it will be a much better shoddy appearance when it is finished.
WHO IS THIS CLOWN? Click HERE to know me more (not in the biblical sense) but enough about me, lets talk about this web page. This web page is about me entirely.
FEEDBACK (email me on the fly)
SEE MY ACT ( I am not an actor but I play one on TV)
BOMB OF THE YEAR
Click HERE to hear me tell some of my favorite bad jokes
FAVORITE JOKES FROM THE GRAPEVINE:
Click HERE to See FAVORITE JOKES FROM THE GRAPEVINE.
HUMOR MY WAY (jokes I am proud to call my own, and they are)
The following are jokes I have used in my stand-up routines in the US and in Japan as M.C., D.J., and K.G.B. Warning: The following jokes are jokes or attempts at them, they are not true. Any resemblance to reality is merely co-axial.
I was looking in the want ads the other day and found a job teaching in Italy. It pays 25,000 lire an hour or nothing, whichever is more.
Sorry to be so late, I was at a recording studio watching a J-pop song being made, but the singer kept singing on key and I thought we were going to be there all day.
Researchers say that the average father spends 33% of his life working, another 33% sleeping, 15% eating, and the remaining 19% of his time picking up small toys off of the floor.
